Reminder to Australia: Hogwarts survived Umbridge. We can do this.
Hogwarts survived Umbridge by forming an army behind her back then leaving her in the forest for dead…
that’s right. take notes
IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT
BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT
i was confused at the word balls in the beginning until i finished it
"Buy a candy apple to support our troops in the skeleton war."
a child’s voice, however honest and true, is meaningless to those who’ve forgotten how to listen.