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where are my glasses?



anyone who’s ever had glasses (via communistbakery)
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rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

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theheroheart:

PD: “Are you looking forward to Peter Capaldi?”
DT: “Very much so. The thing is, everyone who’s played the Doctor has brought something significant and unique to it, and everyone has succeeded. One of the great pleasures of being a Doctor Who fan is people want to debate and compare […] and each Doctor appeals to different people in different ways. And every Doctor that comes along is going to be different and unique and successful in their own right.”
PD: “Excellent. Anything else?”
DT: “Uhh. A nice coat is always important.”

- The Ultimate Time Lord

1 day ago · 807
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the-heavy-metal-viking:

I will reblog this til my dying breath

1 day ago · 266173
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awfulhappy:

My type is big dumb nerds who are accidentally hot

1 day ago · 229
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yes-im-a-demigod:

lalalalane:

youareyoubutwhoareyou:

itissilent:

vintagefreshman:

DEAR PEOPLE WHO MADE “THE GIVER” MOVIE:

THERE ARE NO FUCKING HOVERCRAFTS IN THE BOOK

NO HOVERCRAFTS ABDUCT JONAS IN THE BOOK

JONAS AND FIONA DO NOT FALL IN LOVE IN THE BOOK

THE INJECTIONS ARE PILLS IN THE BOOK

JUST

PLEASE

JONAS IS TWELVE IN THE BOOK.

I DONT KNOW WHAT THIS IS BUT HOW DO YOU FUCK UP THAT BADLY

*Percy Jackson fans laughing in the distance*

1 day ago · 48773
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doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

bruh wtf mad rude

1 day ago · 9017
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jcash91:

I laughed so hard at this.

1 day ago · 101433
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staff:

Tumblr Tuesday: There Are So Many Things You Can Do With Skeletons

Deanist
You can put skeletons on your shirts so your outside can look like your insides. 

Office Fun Comics
You can put skeletons in a lighthearted comic about office life to remind your readers of their own inevitable demise. 

Radiopaedia
You can use a skeleton to answer the question, “What is the cause of this patient’s floating teeth?

Daily Skeleton Reminders
You can use a skeleton to answer the question, “What happens if you X-ray a skeleton?

Bjadddni
You can draw one skeleton head, also known as a “skull,” every day for a year just because.

Photo via officefuncomics

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